Honestly, Madonna needs to be a requirement in all elementary curricula.

You may remember Mr. Avina’s kindergarten class striking a pose and generally gagging audiences with their class recital to “Vogue” — and if you don’t, stop whatever it is you’re doing and watch it.


Well, Mr. Avina and his legendary children are back with a 13-minute film, Miss Nelson Is Missing, which includes this rather fitting Madge-ical gem, “This Used to Be My Playground.”

It’s worth watching if only for the pint-sized shade being thrown by Miss Thing with the Capri-Sun, referencing that epic moment Madonna urged everyone to look up the meaning of “reductive.”

Congratulations to Mr. Avina since his kids are clearly reading at a college level.